{"id":1450,"date":"2026-10-24T18:31:20","date_gmt":"2026-10-24T23:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/random-musings.org\/?p=1450"},"modified":"2026-10-24T18:31:21","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T23:31:21","slug":"the-php-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/random-musings.org\/index.php\/2026\/10\/24\/the-php-apocalypse\/","title":{"rendered":"The PHP Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">This week the news media were all agog about how AI had discovered two vulnerabilities that affect websites that use PHP &#8211; which is most websites.  According to the media, this was a devastating blow that took down 70% of all websites, would end life as we know it, yadda-yadda-yadda.  As usual, the media were light on information, heavy on drama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">First, these vulnerabilities were known.  Human had discovered them quite a while back.  They weren&#8217;t given high priority because to use them would require expertise and effort.  Someone used AI to find ways to exploit these vulnerabilities, which is why they suddenly became high priority.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Compounding the problem, the exploit was accidentally publicized prematurely, necessitating a rush to publish the patches.  Usually exploits are not made public until the patch has been created and published.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t want to trivialize the severity of these vulnerabilities.  They could give a bad actor complete control over an compromised computer, which would allow them to do whatever they wanted.  That&#8217;s really bad, no matter how you look at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">As a precaution while waiting for the patches to be pushed out, some experts advised people to take down their websites.  Evidently some governmental websites were taken down.  This was done as a precaution.  It was not caused by the vulnerabilities.  There have not been confirmed reports of any website being harmed by these vulnerabilities.  Within a few hours the patches were released and applied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Many YouTubers chose to go batshit crazy over this.  They claimed that 70% of the Internet was taken down, that it was AI which discovered these vulnerabilities, and that there was no easy fix.  All of this was flat-out wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">It is true that PHP is used in about 70% of known websites.  This number is an estimate.  Even if the numbers are slightly wrong, PHP runs a huge percentage of websites.  The potential for harm was enormous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">A handful of websites shut down voluntarily, in order to avoid getting compromised.  Despite this, I had no problem accessing every website I visited.  Not one had been shut down.  Probably some people did experience some outages; but they weren&#8217;t widespread.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">The patches were out within hours of the news.  For many websites, these patches were applied automatically.  The webmaster didn&#8217;t have to worry about it.  This was the case with my websites.  By the time I learned of the problem, my PHP had been fixed.  I didn&#8217;t even need to take my websites down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">I find it annoying that so many YouTube authors decided to make outlandish and hysterical claims.  Of course, putting up a video that says, &#8220;PHP security flaw discovered and patched&#8221; doesn&#8217;t get the clicks.  Throw in something about AI and how the Internet was taken down, and you&#8217;ve got a big following.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">At any rate, the dreadful PHP Apocalypse is over, and life goes on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week the news media were all agog about how AI had discovered two vulnerabilities that affect websites that use PHP &#8211; which is most websites. 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